July 2022

by Daniel Bessner,

[Letter from Ukraine]

Army of Shadows

Searching for the Ukrainian foreign legion

by Seth Harp,

[Report]

The Victim Cloud

Gullibility in the golden age of scams

by Hannah Zeavin,

Harper’s Magazine welcomes reader response.

Email us about articles in the magazine.

[Harper’s Index]

Portion of Republicans who believe high-level Democrats run a child sex-trafficking ring : 1/2

[Harper’s Index]

Of Democrats who believe this : 1/5

[Harper’s Index]

Portion of Americans who think Putin is doing a better job as head of state than Biden : 1/10

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage by which Republicans were more likely than Democrats to view Russia as a major threat in 2008 : 28

[Harper’s Index]

By which Democrats are more likely than Republicans to do so now : 8

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage by which Democrats are more likely than Republicans to have their phone bills paid by their parents : 60

[Harper’s Index]

Chance that an American aged 18 to 41 learned to do laundry from social media : 1 in 5

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage by which vaccinated Americans are more likely than the unvaccinated to use social media as a news source : 17

[Harper’s Index]

By which Biden supporters are more likely than Trump supporters to do so : 24

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage by which men are more likely than women to view NPR as untrustworthy : 50

[Harper’s Index]

By which they are more likely to view the Weather Channel as untrustworthy : 75

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage by which men are more likely than women to want their lives documented by a biographer : 23

[Harper’s Index]

Factor by which women with children under five have increased their alcohol consumption since the start of the pandemic : 4

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage change in the number of alcohol-related deaths among women in the past two decades : 157

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of Americans who believe calories from alcohol are different from other calories : 53

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of the global population that has a headache on any given day : 16

[Harper’s Index]

Estimated portion of cannabis sales in Colorado last year that were illicit : 1/5

[Harper’s Index]

Of cannabis sales in California that were : 7/10

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage by which residents of states where marijuana is legal are more likely to have tried it

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage decrease in drug use among U.S. teenagers since 2019 : 40

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage increase in adult fiction sales this year that can be attributed to TikTok : 73

[Harper’s Index]

Maximum portion of American parents who would give up social media to see their kids more : 1/4

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage by which employees spend more time in meetings now than they did before the pandemic : 250

[Harper’s Index]

Of coupled Americans who try to annoy their partners by claiming they are turning into their parents : 84

[Harper’s Index]

Portion of U.S. adults who say that their ideal relationship is non-monogamous : 1/3

[Harper’s Index]

Estimated percentage of the U.S. population whose IQ has declined because of exposure to leaded gasoline : 59

[Harper’s Index]

Portion of U.S. community water systems that contain unsafe levels of uranium : 1/2

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of recent American home buyers who regret their choice of location : 22

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of Americans who believe it would be better for the environment if houses were built farther apart : 75

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage by which the carbon footprint of a New Yorker is lower than that of the average American : 68

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage by which people who say they have a purpose in life are less likely to develop dementia : 19

[Harper’s Index]

Average amount that American Catholics or Protestants would pay a stranger to pray on their behalf : $2.34

[Harper’s Index]

That non-believers would pay to avoid being prayed for : $1.56

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of Americans who say they are actively trying to avoid turning into their parents : 42

Readings

[Essay]

The Path to Freedom

by Édouard Louis,Translated by Tash Aw,

[Vacations]

Gated Community

[Paper Trail]

Murder, She Wrote

by Nancy Brophy,

[Marketing]

Bound and Galleyed

by Jamie Fewery,

[Advice]

Game of Life

by Anne Kadet,

[Memoir]

Going Nowhere, Fast

by Mansi Choksi,

[Guidance]

Zero Dark Flirty

by Alfreda Scheuer,

[Fiction]

A Free Country

by Eugene Marten,

[Argument]

Rags to Reichstag

by Frank Niceley,

[Grievance]

The City That Never Sleeps

[Poem]

Gap and Erasure

by John Latta,

“Destruction of transgenic petunias,” a photograph by Klaus Pichler, from his book The Petunia Carnage, which was published this year.

America Is Woven of Many Threads #1, a mixed-media artwork by Troy Montes-Michie, whose work is on view through September at the California African American Museum, in Los Angeles.

Courtesy the artist and Company Gallery, New York City

“Coral: Starr King: Lands End,” a photograph by John Chiara, whose work was on view last month at ROSEGALLERY, in Santa Monica, California.

Float, a mixed-media artwork by Derek Fordjour, whose work was on view in May at David Kordansky Gallery, in Los Angeles.

“The Third Line, Dubai,” a photograph by Farah Al Qasimi, whose book Hello Future was published last year by Capricious.

“Aviary, 2019,” a photograph by Farah Al Qasimi, whose book Hello Future was published last year by Capricious.

[Letters]

Chemists grew gold in total darkness.

[Findings]

Five zebra fish per liter of tank water can be collectively euthanized by electric shock.

[Findings]

Rats can distinguish between Riesling and sauvignon blanc.

[Findings]

A literature review enumerated cases of envenomation by dead snakes, including those of a Chinese chef killed by the severed head of a spitting cobra, a child in Minnesota injured by a freeze-dried prairie-rattlesnake head worn as a tie tack, and two drunk Indians hospitalized after they chewed on the head of a dead krait.

[Findings]

Americans with open personalities are less likely to express end-of-life regret about how much they spent on food, whereas agreeable people are disposed to regret spending money on food, clothing, leisure, and financial help to others.

[Findings]

Polish doctors urged further investigation into compulsive frotteurs.

[Findings]

Scottish hen parties were deemed to contain ritualistic profanation.

[Findings]

The mummy of the Mysterious Lady was not pregnant.

[Findings]

A skull previously thought to belong to Cleopatra’s sister was found to be that of an Italian boy with a deformed jaw.

[Findings]

Fifty-two experts were consulted to produce a six-criteria test for predicting vasectomy regret.

[Findings]

French archaeologists discovered a Gaulish curse tablet tucked between a skeleton’s legs.

[Findings]

A Viking grave in Norway appeared to contain a vulva stone.

[Findings]

Chinese scientists successfully raised to adulthood, then dissected, mice born of two fathers.

[Findings]

Rabbits are capable of digesting their teeth as they wear down and reusing the calcium to grow new ones.

[Findings]

It is possible that songbirds who migrate at night socialize with one another in flight and speak to other species.

[Findings]

A survey of 1,328 urinary events found that, unlike contagious yawning, the contagious urination of chimpanzees appears to be correlated to social rank rather than social closeness.

[Findings]

Coyotes in dense areas of Chicago die younger if the average human income is high.

[Findings]

Physicists detected negative time.

[Findings]

Excessive tearfulness in the right eye of a fifty-five-year-old Japanese woman was traced to a supernumerary punctum.

[Findings]

Six dead dolphins who washed up in Texas were found to have fentanyl in their blubber.

[Findings]

Archaeologists speculated that, in the largest known Bronze Age massacre in Britain, attackers killed, butchered, and ate men, women, and children as a political statement.

[Findings]

Scientists urged the abandonment of attempts to create mirror life, against which existing life-forms may possess no defenses.

[Findings]

Monkeys are faster at spotting a snake among salamanders than a salamander among snakes.

[Findings]

Medication may treat those who suffer from disorders that make them smooth-brained.

[Findings]

Brain scans corroborated the unpleasant psychoacoustic effects of Aztec death whistles.

[Findings]

Assamese tribesmen were found to identify with elephants through a sense of mutual loss, poverty, and uncertainty.

[Findings]

Scientists suggested that human culture is superior to that of other animals because it can integrate limitless sequences of subgoals.

[Findings]

In Europe, conservatives are outbreeding progressives.

[Findings]

Researchers noted the positive effects of ecstatic epilepsy and synthesized fifty-three theoretical models of delusion.

[Findings]

Witnessing cringeworthy moments improves the observer’s self-perception.

[Findings]

In Japan, erectile function among young men was determined to be low by the first nationwide survey employing the internationally validated Erection Hardness Score.

[Findings]

Pentoxifylline can mitigate the damage caused by subjecting stallions to scrotal heat stress.

[Findings]

Bay Area researchers debuted a Narcissism Interview Scale for Employment.

[Findings]

More than half of U.S. civilians tasked with evaluating a bombing target endorsed killing unidentified bystanders.

[Findings]

Solitary chicks emit fewer anxious peeps if given a mirror for company.

[Findings]

Marine biologists described the Red Sea’s grumpy dwarfgoby.

[Findings]

Bottlenose dolphins, who were found to inhale and exhale microplastics, respond to a smile with a smile one third of the time.

[Findings]

Archaeologists identified the skeleton recovered from the Sverresborg Castle’s well in 1938 as the man described in the Sverris Saga as having been thrown into the well in 1197.

[Findings]

A primatologist, a mammalogist, and a linguist concluded that the jerky, rhythmic dance of sexually mature female black crested gibbons is innate rather than culturally transmitted.

[Findings]

Parmesan researchers found that “benevolently sexist” adults are less likely to own “clit-oriented” sex toys.

[Findings]

Germans under thirty experience more climate distress and have more rough sex.

[Findings]

Mars gained and then lost a second moon in the autumn.

[Findings]

Scientists determined why some aging gray horses turn white faster than others.

[Findings]

The stranger churches of sixteenth-century London extensively spied on their congregants, noting when women accused other women of being “pocked whores.”

[Findings]

Evidence supporting the hypothesis that the Proto-Indo-European language was spread by humans on horseback may have overlooked how humans who ride cows, donkeys, and wild asses exhibit the same hip -socket deformations, as previously observed in twentieth-century nuns.

[Findings]

Scientists allowed a king oyster mushroom mycelial culture to control the movements of a soft five-limbed robot and a four-wheel vehicle.

[Findings]

Juvenile Japanese eels can escape from the stomachs of dark sleepers by pushing their tails back through the fish’s esophagus and out its gills.

[Findings]

EEG experts disagreed on whether, in the future, brain waves could be used to read dreams and long-term memories.

[Findings]

Turkish doctors reported a case of penile autoamputation with religious delusion.

[Findings]

AI researchers determined that large language models pose no existential threat to humanity and created an AI algorithm that can detect scientific articles written by other AI algorithms.

[Findings]

Mammoths may have been killed with planted pikes rather than with thrown spears.

[Findings]

The birth of a white buffalo fulfilled a Lakota prophecy portending better times.

[Findings]

Wildfires near Canadian mines were found to have released unprecedented levels of arsenic, and wildfires in Maui were making residents unhappy.

[Findings]

Living near oil and gas development sites depresses people who are trying to get pregnant.

[Findings]

The Journal of Pediatric Genetics retracted a study on Islamic beliefs concerning the possible supernatural causes of birth defects on the grounds that the research lacked a scientific basis.

[Findings]

A researcher noticed that a Tartessian slate tablet depicting battle scenes also contains a previously unknown alphabet.

[Findings]

The royal swan marker reported that the depression of the Thames population, previously noted during the late queen’s reign, continues under the king.

[Findings]

Researchers claimed that researchers have been underreporting same-sex sexual activity among animals.

[Findings]

Cocaine trafficking was found to threaten the golden-cheeked warbler.

[Findings]

A survey of 7 million parliamentary speeches across eight countries and several decades found that politicians use less complex language as it gets hotter.

[Findings]

The diet of Japanese youth is growing more confectionary, and Americans are poisoning themselves more severely.

[Findings]

Unaffiliated voters are growing more spiteful toward both Democrats and Republicans.

[Findings]

Researchers debuted an 88 percent accurate hate-speech detector and a superior sarcasm detector and may be able to send messages back in time.

[Findings]

Increased border-wall height was tentatively linked to a thirtyfold increase in the rate of migrant drowning deaths off San Diego.

[Findings]

Women bond more closely with therapy bulls than men do.

[Findings]

The perceived onset of old age increases by approximately one year for every four to five years a person ages.

[Findings]

A study of brain-injured but not brain-dead patients found that many would have survived had their families not chosen to withdraw life support.

[Findings]

Sets of both fraternal and identical twins exhibit internally similar metacognitive abilities, suggesting that metacognition is environmental rather than heritable.

[Findings]

Southern California beach erosion is expected to increase by 50 percent by 2050.

[Findings]

Archaeologists translated cuneiform tablets recording shareholder agreements for the first company in Anatolia.

[Findings]

The melting of the poles is making Earth’s days longer.

[Findings]

The hatching season of a male spear squid (Heterololigo bleekeri) determines whether he will pursue bold or sneaky mating tactics.

[Findings]

A bionic eye deciphered a scroll carbonized by the eruption of Mount Vesuvius that reveals the burial place of Plato, who was found to have complained about the musical abilities of the enslaved Thracian girl who played the flute for him as he lay dying.

[Findings]

Humans are losing their ability to digest cellulose.

[Findings]

Toxicity has remained a consistent feature of online interactions since 1989.

[Findings]

Microplastics were found in sixty-two of sixty-two human placentas from a biobank in Texas.

[Findings]

A metal scar on the surface of the white dwarf WD 0816-310 indicated that it has cannibalized other bodies in its orbit.

[Findings]

An orca acting alone killed a great white shark and ate its liver.

[Findings]

Genomic analysis indicated that psychedelic mushrooms emerged around the time of the Mesozoic–Cenozoic mass extinction.

[Findings]

The playing speed of a metal guitarist directly correlates with his intrasexual competitiveness but not his mating success.

[Findings]

Depression in humans is correlated with higher body temperature, and cold-water swimming mitigates menopause symptoms.

[Findings]

Researchers warned that, as temperatures rise, humans should prepare for more diarrhea.

[Findings]

A mother is 4.6 percent more likely to give birth in the same month she was born, and adjacent siblings are 12.1 percent more likely to be born in the same month as one another.

[Findings]

Electric eel discharge transforms the DNA of zebrafish larvae.

[Findings]

An AI that was fed the employment and health data of six million Danes turned out to be more accurate than existing sociological methods at predicting if a given person was about to die.

[Findings]

Onshore wind turbines severely deter German bats from foraging.

[Findings]

Astrophysicists argued that the development of advanced alien technology requires an atmosphere composed of at least 18 percent oxygen.

[Findings]

Off the Five Finger Islands, a team of cetologists aboard the Glacier Seal conducted an extended conversation with a female humpback named Twain.

[Findings]

True crabs independently evolved to live out of the ocean up to seventeen times.

[Findings]

The average American girl born in 2019 will take prescription drugs for more than half her life.

[Findings]

The U.S. municipal bond market penalizes communities in proportion to the percentage of their population that is black but generally ignores their vulnerability to climate change.

[Findings]

Somalis, surveyed as proxies for earlier inhabitants of the Cradle of Humankind, were found to fear spiders less than scorpions but snakes to the expected degree.

[Findings]

The collapse of the Qing Dynasty was driven by the quadrupling of its population and consequent rural impoverishment, an overabundance of qualified applicants for elite academic degrees, rising costs and trade deficits, and falling productivity, which were variously associated with internal unrest, opium imports, and the depletion of silver reserves.

[Findings]

Geoscientists were confident that, given access to the oldest barnacles on the flaperon of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, they could help pinpoint its crash site.

[Findings]

Scientists were not certain whether the globally synchronized waves observed in the brains of wakeful rats on ketamine or LSD were a cause or a symptom of hallucinations.

[Findings]

Neuropsychologists developed a shorter IQ test for children with shorter attention spans.

[Findings]

The depression-prone are less attracted to the political right.

[Findings]

The nocturnal heart rate of young men can be predicted by their female partners’ daytime feelings of intimacy or annoyance.

[Findings]

Men who pose for photos with cats are seen as less datable.

[Findings]

Men can rate the facial attractiveness of women without paying attention, but women cannot do the same for men; gay men find the faces of purportedly fertile women and men more attractive; adolescents and adults both rate the faces of children younger than 4.6 years old as more appealing than those of older children; and body odors associated with fear quicken the visual processing of others’ facial expressions of fear.

Cover design by Fausta Kingué Microfiche

July 2022

Empire Burlesque

What comes after the American Century?

Army of Shadows

Searching for the Ukrainian foreign legion

The Victim Cloud

Gullibility in the golden age of scams

Portion of Republicans who believe high-level Democrats run a child sex-trafficking ring : 1/2

Of Democrats who believe this : 1/5

Portion of Americans who think Putin is doing a better job as head of state than Biden : 1/10

Percentage by which Republicans were more likely than Democrats to view Russia as a major threat in 2008 : 28

By which Democrats are more likely than Republicans to do so now : 8

Percentage by which Democrats are more likely than Republicans to have their phone bills paid by their parents : 60

Chance that an American aged 18 to 41 learned to do laundry from social media : 1 in 5

Percentage by which vaccinated Americans are more likely than the unvaccinated to use social media as a news source : 17

By which Biden supporters are more likely than Trump supporters to do so : 24

Percentage by which men are more likely than women to view NPR as untrustworthy : 50

By which they are more likely to view the Weather Channel as untrustworthy : 75

Percentage by which men are more likely than women to want their lives documented by a biographer : 23

Factor by which women with children under five have increased their alcohol consumption since the start of the pandemic : 4

Percentage change in the number of alcohol-related deaths among women in the past two decades : 157

Percentage of Americans who believe calories from alcohol are different from other calories : 53

Percentage of the global population that has a headache on any given day : 16

Estimated portion of cannabis sales in Colorado last year that were illicit : 1/5

Of cannabis sales in California that were : 7/10

Percentage by which residents of states where marijuana is legal are more likely to have tried it

Percentage decrease in drug use among U.S. teenagers since 2019 : 40

Percentage increase in adult fiction sales this year that can be attributed to TikTok : 73

Maximum portion of American parents who would give up social media to see their kids more : 1/4

Percentage by which employees spend more time in meetings now than they did before the pandemic : 250

By which the average workday has lengthened : 13

By which after-hours work has increased : 28

Portion of Americans who are unable to name all of their grandparents : 1/2

Of Philadelphians who are unable to : 3/4

Average age at which U.S. adults think you turn into your parents : 32.5

Of coupled Americans who try to annoy their partners by claiming they are turning into their parents : 84

Portion of U.S. adults who say that their ideal relationship is non-monogamous : 1/3

Estimated percentage of the U.S. population whose IQ has declined because of exposure to leaded gasoline : 59

Portion of U.S. community water systems that contain unsafe levels of uranium : 1/2

Percentage of recent American home buyers who regret their choice of location : 22

Percentage of Americans who believe it would be better for the environment if houses were built farther apart : 75

Percentage by which the carbon footprint of a New Yorker is lower than that of the average American : 68

Percentage by which people who say they have a purpose in life are less likely to develop dementia : 19

Average amount that American Catholics or Protestants would pay a stranger to pray on their behalf : $2.34

That non-believers would pay to avoid being prayed for : $1.56

Percentage of Americans who say they are actively trying to avoid turning into their parents : 42

Readings

The Path to Freedom

Gated Community

Murder, She Wrote

Bound and Galleyed

Game of Life

Going Nowhere, Fast

Zero Dark Flirty

A Free Country

Rags to Reichstag

The City That Never Sleeps

Gap and Erasure

Letters

Objectivity

Harper’s Index

Empire Burlesque

What comes after the American Century?

The Wicked Abroad

Army of Shadows

Searching for the Ukrainian foreign legion

No Pain, No Gain

Pandemic bonds and the privatization of public health

The Victim Cloud

Gullibility in the golden age of scams

Three Poems

The Other Rosalie

New Books

When the Monsoon Winds Turned

The lost worlds of Abdulrazak Gurnah

Dutch Master

On Willem Frederik Hermans

Terminology

See the solution to last month’s puzzle here.

Findings

Evidence supporting the hypothesis that the Proto-Indo-European language was spread by humans on horseback may have overlooked how humans who ride cows, donkeys, and wild asses exhibit the same hip -socket deformations, as previously observed in twentieth-century nuns.

EEG experts disagreed on whether, in the future, brain waves could be used to read dreams and long-term memories.

Researchers claimed that researchers have been underreporting same-sex sexual activity among animals.

Cocaine trafficking was found to threaten the golden-cheeked warbler.