Weekly Review

An employee of an organ donation nonprofit who had filed a workplace complaint was reported to have found three severed heads on his desk. Read More

A purification ceremony took place at St. Peter’s Basilica after a naked man stood at the main altar to protest the war in Ukraine. Read More

It was reported that octopuses may have nightmares. Read More

Physicists investigated the ideal storage conditions for gummy candy. Read More

An Australian woman who became stranded in the woods was able to survive for five days on wine and candy. Read More

After workers at an eating disorder helpline unionized, they were replaced by a chatbot. Read More

Documents labeled “Official sensitive” were found in a pub toilet on what one pubgoer described as “quite a lively night” in Barrow-in-Furness, England. Read More

It was reported that after a DoorDash driver was in a car accident and rushed to the hospital, the company asked his wife if she would complete his delivery. Read More

ChatGPT passed an undergraduate quantum physics exam and immediately emailed the dean to ask for a better grade. Read More

Scientists announced that human memory of shapes is unreliable after one and a half seconds. Read More

Amsterdam launched a new campaign aimed at urging young British men looking for a “messy night” to “stay away” from the capital in an attempt to cut down on nuisance tourism. Read More

In Israel, an opposition lawmaker compared members of the governing coalition to Minions from the Despicable Me films. Read More

The volume of uncollected trash in Paris reached 10,000 tons. Read More

An analysis of paintings conducted by Indian urologists was reported to have shown that the average depicted penis size has increased over the past seven centuries. Read More

The Danish government proposed abolishing the “Great Prayer Day” in an attempt to boost funds for defense spending. Read More

The superintendent of a Pennsylvania middle school suspended classes and shut down the After School Satan Club after receiving a threatening voicemail. Read More

Vanderbilt University apologized for sending an email in response to a mass shooting at Michigan State University that was written using ChatGPT. Read More

Missouri’s state house voted against prohibiting children from open-carrying firearms unless under adult supervision.  Read More

The Italian Supreme Court ruled that children don’t have to see their grandparents if they don’t want to. Read More

A Pennsylvania man was charged for threatening to eat a sheriff. Read More

A school cafeteria worker in Louisiana was arrested for selling baked goods laced with marijuana. Read More

A Tennessee representative claimed there are UFOs in the Bible. Read More

A study found that people who perceive themselves as attractive are less likely to wear a mask. Read More

Local authorities in Scarborough, England, canceled their planned end-of-year fireworks display so as not to distress a walrus that had taken up residence in town. Read More

The DEA announced that it had seized enough fentanyl to kill every American. Read More

Argentina beat France to win the World Cup, marking the third win by the South American team and the first time in history that no British fans were arrested during the tournament. Read More

An Energy Department official was accused of stealing luggage from an airport for the second time. Read More

Russians were banned from a re-creation of the Battle of Austerlitz. Read More

It was reported that a woman is suing Kraft Heinz for $5 million because her Velveeta Shells and Cheese took longer than three and a half minutes to make. Read More

The vice president of Brazil explained that Jair Bolsonaro has been absent from the public eye because a skin infection prevented him from wearing pants. Read More