Weekly Review

An analysis of paintings conducted by Indian urologists was reported to have shown that the average depicted penis size has increased over the past seven centuries. Read More

The Danish government proposed abolishing the “Great Prayer Day” in an attempt to boost funds for defense spending. Read More

The superintendent of a Pennsylvania middle school suspended classes and shut down the After School Satan Club after receiving a threatening voicemail. Read More

Vanderbilt University apologized for sending an email in response to a mass shooting at Michigan State University that was written using ChatGPT. Read More

Missouri’s state house voted against prohibiting children from open-carrying firearms unless under adult supervision.  Read More

The Italian Supreme Court ruled that children don’t have to see their grandparents if they don’t want to. Read More

A Pennsylvania man was charged for threatening to eat a sheriff. Read More

A school cafeteria worker in Louisiana was arrested for selling baked goods laced with marijuana. Read More

A Tennessee representative claimed there are UFOs in the Bible. Read More

A study found that people who perceive themselves as attractive are less likely to wear a mask. Read More

Local authorities in Scarborough, England, canceled their planned end-of-year fireworks display so as not to distress a walrus that had taken up residence in town. Read More

The DEA announced that it had seized enough fentanyl to kill every American. Read More

Argentina beat France to win the World Cup, marking the third win by the South American team and the first time in history that no British fans were arrested during the tournament. Read More

An Energy Department official was accused of stealing luggage from an airport for the second time. Read More

Russians were banned from a re-creation of the Battle of Austerlitz. Read More

It was reported that a woman is suing Kraft Heinz for $5 million because her Velveeta Shells and Cheese took longer than three and a half minutes to make. Read More

The vice president of Brazil explained that Jair Bolsonaro has been absent from the public eye because a skin infection prevented him from wearing pants. Read More

Pennsylvania’s longest-serving state representative, Anthony DeLuca, was posthumously reelected. Read More

It was revealed that scientists increasingly don’t understand how artificial intelligence works. Read More

Iranian state media announced that “the world’s dirtiest man” had died at age 94, several months after taking his first bath in decades. Read More

Guido Crosetto, who was hospitalized during a 2013 election campaign after smoking 150 cigarettes in a single day, became Italy’s defense minister. Read More

A German man was detained after biting a police dog. Read More

A British court ruled that giant marshmallows are an ingredient rather than a snack and are thus not subject to value-added tax. Read More

A Swiss court ordered Lidl to immediately destroy its stock of foil-wrapped chocolate rabbits. Read More

The British pound reached an all-time low valuation against the U.S. dollar following the burial of Queen Elizabeth II, who was laid to rest at an estimated cost of $2.6 billion to the country’s economy. Read More

An armed man wearing a rainbow clown wig who was arrested in a Pennsylvania Dairy Queen was reported to have told police that he was “working to restore Trump to president-king of the United States.” Read More

Authorities in Syria seized hummus bowls made out of amphetamine. Read More

A Saudi court sentenced a woman to 45 years in prison for using social media. Read More

Scientists announced the creation of wind turbine blades that could be recycled into gummy bears. Read More

A Missouri pastor apologized for calling his flock “poor, broke, busted, and disgusted” for not buying him a Movado watch. Read More