ChatGPT passed an undergraduate quantum physics exam and immediately emailed the dean to ask for a better grade. Read More
Scientists announced that human memory of shapes is unreliable after one and a half seconds. Read More
Amsterdam launched a new campaign aimed at urging young British men looking for a “messy night” to “stay away” from the capital in an attempt to cut down on nuisance tourism. Read More
In Israel, an opposition lawmaker compared members of the governing coalition to Minions from the Despicable Me films. Read More
An analysis of paintings conducted by Indian urologists was reported to have shown that the average depicted penis size has increased over the past seven centuries. Read More
The Danish government proposed abolishing the “Great Prayer Day” in an attempt to boost funds for defense spending. Read More
The superintendent of a Pennsylvania middle school suspended classes and shut down the After School Satan Club after receiving a threatening voicemail. Read More
Vanderbilt University apologized for sending an email in response to a mass shooting at Michigan State University that was written using ChatGPT. Read More
Missouri’s state house voted against prohibiting children from open-carrying firearms unless under adult supervision. Read More
The Italian Supreme Court ruled that children don’t have to see their grandparents if they don’t want to. Read More
A school cafeteria worker in Louisiana was arrested for selling baked goods laced with marijuana. Read More
A study found that people who perceive themselves as attractive are less likely to wear a mask. Read More
Local authorities in Scarborough, England, canceled their planned end-of-year fireworks display so as not to distress a walrus that had taken up residence in town. Read More
The DEA announced that it had seized enough fentanyl to kill every American. Read More
Argentina beat France to win the World Cup, marking the third win by the South American team and the first time in history that no British fans were arrested during the tournament. Read More
An Energy Department official was accused of stealing luggage from an airport for the second time. Read More
It was reported that a woman is suing Kraft Heinz for $5 million because her Velveeta Shells and Cheese took longer than three and a half minutes to make. Read More
The vice president of Brazil explained that Jair Bolsonaro has been absent from the public eye because a skin infection prevented him from wearing pants. Read More
Pennsylvania’s longest-serving state representative, Anthony DeLuca, was posthumously reelected. Read More
It was revealed that scientists increasingly don’t understand how artificial intelligence works. Read More
Iranian state media announced that “the world’s dirtiest man” had died at age 94, several months after taking his first bath in decades. Read More
Guido Crosetto, who was hospitalized during a 2013 election campaign after smoking 150 cigarettes in a single day, became Italy’s defense minister. Read More
A British court ruled that giant marshmallows are an ingredient rather than a snack and are thus not subject to value-added tax. Read More
A Swiss court ordered Lidl to immediately destroy its stock of foil-wrapped chocolate rabbits. Read More
The British pound reached an all-time low valuation against the U.S. dollar following the burial of Queen Elizabeth II, who was laid to rest at an estimated cost of $2.6 billion to the country’s economy. Read More